Princess: Gimme crunchies, Mommy?
Me: No, Baby, no crunchy treats right now.
Princess: No CRUNCHIES?!
Me: You don’t get crunchies in the morning, little girl. You get crunchies at bedtime. I don’t have any crunchies now.
Princess: No crunchies.
Me. No, no crunchies.
Princess: *muttering angrily* Fine. If there’s no crunchies, I’ll just go eat GRASS. Like I’m a SHEEP or something. Whoever heard of no crunchies? Horrible shepherd not to have crunchies. Hmph.